Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? 

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. 

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manual”.