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WIFE: ?What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

??HUSBAND: ?Definitely not! ?

WIFE: ?Why not – don’t you like being married?

??HUSBAND: ?Of course I do. ?

WIFE: ?Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

??HUSBAND: ?Okay, I’d get married again. ?

WIFE: ?You would? (With a hurtful look on her face). ?

HUSBAND: ?(Makes audible groan). ?

WIFE: ?Would you live in our house? ?

HUSBAND: ?Sure, it’s a great house. ?

WIFE: ?Would you sleep with her in our bed? ?

HUSBAND: ?Where else would we sleep?

??WIFE: ?Would you let her drive my car? ?

HUSBAND: ?Probably, it is almost new.

??WIFE: ?Would you replace my pictures with hers?

?HUSBAND: ?That would seem like the proper thing to do. ?

WIFE: ?Would she use my golf clubs?

??HUSBAND: ?No, she’s left-handed. ?

WIFE: ?– silence — ??

HUSBAND: ?….Fuck….