Moishe was heading out of the Synagogue, and Rabbi Mendel was standing at the door, shaking hands as the congregation departed and wishing each a Happy New Year.

The rabbi grabbed Moishe by the hand, pulling him forward and whispered to him:

“You need to join the Army of God!”

Moishe replied:

“I’m already in the Army of God, Rabbi.”

The rabbi questioned:

“Then how come I don’t see you except for Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur?”

Moishe whispered back:

“I’m in the secret service.”