One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, “I will give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.

An Irish boy put his hand up and said:

-”It was St. Patrick.”

The teacher smiled and said, “Sorry Sean, that’s not correct.”

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said:

-”It was St. Andrew.” But the teacher replied, “So sorry Angus, that’s not right either.”

Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said:

-”It was Jesus Christ.”

And the teacher said, “Absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and take your $2.” As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said,

“You know Marvin, since you’re Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.”

Marvin replied, “Yeah. In my heart I know it is Moses, but business is business.”