A man walked into a church, stepped into the confessional and said to the priest:

-“Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them… twice.”

The priest said:

– “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”

– “Never, Father, I’m Jewish.”

– “So why are you telling me?”

– “I’m telling everybody.”