After a woman gave birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside and said:

-“I have something I must tell you about your baby.”

-“What’s wrong?” the alarmed mother asked.

-“Your baby is a hermaphrodite.”

-“What’s that?”

-“It means your baby has both male and female parts.”

-“Oh my God that’s wonderful!” the woman exclaimed -“You mean he has a penis and a brain?”