Cada país tem o presidente que merece…

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together, discussing surgeries they’d performed.

One said, “I’m the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and eight months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”

A second said, “That’s nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and two years later he won a gold medal in five Olympic field events.”

The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse’s ass and a cowboy hat. Now he’s president of the United States…”