A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old Rabbi. He thinks he’ll have a little fun with the old Rabbi, so he says:

-”Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candle?”

The Rabbi says, “We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle.

The kid says:

-”And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?”

The Rabbi says, “We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls.”

The kid says:

“And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?”

The Rabbi says, “We send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you.”