A primeira piada de português… em inglês…!

Three men, an Italian, a French and a Portuguese went for a job interview in England.

Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English, with three main words: GREEN, PINK and YELLOW.

The Italian was the first:

I wake up in the morning. I see the YELLOW sun. I see the GREEN grass, and I think to myself, I hope it will be a PINK day.

The French was the next:

I wake up in the morning, I eat a YELLOW banana, a GREEN pepper and in the evening I watch the PINK panther on TV.

Last one was the Portuguese:

I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone GREEN… GREEN… GREEN…, I PINK up the phone and I say YELLOW!